what does he not get about the word, “no?!”

28Sep09

on saturday night after yet another friend’s bday party, my two friends from hs and i went to meet up with my cousin. (ps wanna know why there are so many effing september and october birthdays? they’re nine months after new years eve and valentine’s day.)

i hooked up with one of his roomies about a month ago. no big deal – it was a one time thing for me. or at least i thought. (editor’s note: there has been some questioning as to my definition of “hooking up.” hooking up, in my world, does not mean sleeping together. i will very much indicate when that does happen. don’t you worry.)

to make a long story short, this guy drove me insane! let’s call him balding roommate. i happened to be sitting across from br at the table and i wasn’t even talking to him and out of nowhere he goes, “so, you wanna get out of here?!” umm nooooo. i don’t even know what would give him an indication that i was interested.

and the rest night he just kept bothering me. like i was texting my friend and br would wave his hands in front of my blackberry screen. and then i was looking through the picture on my cousin’s camera and he was like, “let me see your pictures!” and i was like “this isn’t my camera. calm down.” it was just very juvenile.

and then br goes again, “so, you wanna get out of here?!” REALLY??!! like, are you slow?! i’m barely paying you any attention! just because we hooked up once doesn’t mean it’s going to be a reoccurring thing. don’t make the situation weird, dude. it’s not necessary.

here’s the kicker. br showed me his phone and on it there was a text message that he wrote for me. it said, “i think you’re really cute… is that wrong?” i just said, “no” and went to talk to my friend. listen up guys – if you try too hard, to girl will get even more discouraged. heard of he’s just not that into you? well this was a case of she’s just not that into you.

i wish i was. it would be nice to have a new friend with benefits.

br decided that he needs to leave because his one friends was literally asleep at the bar. as he was getting up he gave me this weird look and i think he was expecting me to be like, “oh br! of course i’ll go home with you! swoon! swoon! swoon!” that wasn’t happening.

he didn’t even say goodbye.

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