inside the man mind: episode one.

14Oct09

disclaimer: not safe for work.

yesterday when i should have been doing work, i was having a very interesting conversation with one of my best guy friends (blog nickname: diet cranberry juice. will explain that eventually.) we don’t really have filters when we talk.

the set-up: i was talking to dcj about how a few days ago a bunch of friends and me (guys and girls) were talking about, gasp, oral sex. the guys were asking the girls if they like to head and the girls were asking the guys if like to go down, etc, etc… my stance on the whole situation is i don’t love or hate doing the deed, but sometimes get self conscious when guy want to go down there, but like most girls, i would imagine, i will never complain if he so chooses to do as such. and also, in my experience, i feel like giving head comes more naturally in the progression of hooking up than the ladder. and this is where our conversation picks up:

dcj: you’re right but two things you dont understand, 1) a lot of guys dont know how/think it’s gross and 2) girls dont usually get their shit out for a guy

me: yeah i totally agree, but how is it any less gross for a girl to give a guy head ? it’s the same thing essentially.

dcj: not really

me:  i mean i wouldn’t really know about the other, well as in doing it, but still…

dcj: you want me to explain? seriously without grossing you out?

me: lol i’d be interested

dcj: ok i can explain it, head is a little less messy, like i mean obviously cumming will be messy but you know some girls spit and some girls make guys do it into tissues or something.

me: well duh

dcj: where are girls that are actually into it cum alot and get your face all wet, have vag juice in their mouth and generally is seen as a more “intimate” act. it’s like girls dont jerk guys off anymore past age like 14 because it doesn’t feel good. guys do it better. but head is something you cant do yourself (hopefully). and with girls it’s also more taboo to be eaten out, a lot of girls are embarrassed by it if they are self conscious. and a lot of guys are selfconscious if they dont think they are good at it/don’t do it often or are generally grossed out by smell/taste etc… obviously dont go down on girls with bad hygiene. as a guy you need to be savvy enough to make a girl comfortable.

i agree with mostly what he said. like i get it all… i want to know what you think. hooking up is such a grey area: do you think it’s okay for a girl to give head even if a guy doesn’t “return the favor?” (my friends and i had a rule in college that he had to do it first before we did it… that never seemed to work out. such classy broads.)

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